Posted 5 hours ago

thediluteddreams:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Welcome to Florida

(Source: toastedaz)

Posted 5 hours ago

thefuuuucomics:

gambler-x:

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

tacticalhoneybadger:

miss-operator:

cerebralzero:

reparations:

moistnugget:

reparations:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

involved6:

cerebralzero:

bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.

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Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.

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I’ll waste the lot of you

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Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!

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NYET.

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3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER. 

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What? What’s all this fuckery?

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Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

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Mama always said this day’d come!

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EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!

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WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems. 

Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

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There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

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Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

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A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

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Wood.

THE MEN OF TUMBLR

(Source: johnnygraduallycomes)

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

lucithor:

Okay so this just happened on my dashboard and I personally think this is exactly his kind of humour 

Posted 5 hours ago

inseparablemind:

WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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Posted 5 hours ago

bearfricker:

batfricker:

anthropomorphic vegetable porn

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For Fuck’s Sake

Posted 5 hours ago
too-relieved-to-grieve:

kristoffbjorgman:

ouijasexting:

so no change



I’M FUCKING DELETING

too-relieved-to-grieve:

kristoffbjorgman:

ouijasexting:

so no change

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I’M FUCKING DELETING

Posted 5 hours ago
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Posted 5 hours ago

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen